Showing posts with label children. Show all posts
Showing posts with label children. Show all posts

Sunday, June 29, 2014

Yo Bitch

So I had a very weird experience last Wednesday. 

I've been cat called before, I'm no stranger to it. Of course I've never enjoyed it, because it's degrading and senseless. Not to mention it usually happens when you're on a downer walk, is that just me? 

To me it's always that I'm kinda ambling along and out of no where there's a drive by whistle, or a "hey baby!", or one of my old favorites, "damn, look at them legs! 

Hey! Don't you know what a compliment is!?! Say Thank You!"

No sir I didn't realize that was a compliment. Thank you for educating me. 

But that's typical. Here's what happened:
It's Wednesday, I'm ambling along (happily, actually), past a retirement center when I hear a car bumping some rap music.
Hey, I like rap music! I think to myself.

The car comes to a complete stop at a light on the corner I'm walking past. As I try to figure out the song that's playing, I suddenly hear a crackly voice shout from the back seat:
"YO, BITCH!"

I pause. 

No... I heard that wrong...

Then I hear even louder:

"YO BIYATCH!!"
I turn, because this can't be right. Nothing warrants this.
The car, still idling, as I look in the back seat and a boy no more than 11 is flailing about in his, I suppose, version of "krumping."

The child gestured to a region, he probably only recently became acquainted with, and repeated his mantra:
"Yo Bitch! Yo Bitch! YO BIYATCH!"

I was rooted to the spot, mounting rage for the intent at the word and ignorance of this child. I looked to the front of the car, where two (I assume) parents were ignoring the heinous fetus whipping back in forth, a mere foot away from them. 

I wanted to yell at them all spit profanities at them, show them the thousands of women cat-called across the streets, force them to watch the women brutually called "Bitch" and every thought that crosses their minds when that word is hurled so carelessly at them. I wanted them to feel every bit of shame their son (I assume) was hurling out of their Ford Sedan and straight at me. 

Maybe it was because I was next to a senior center, but the only thing I could muscle out was:
"Youuuu WATCH YOUR MOUTH!"

The child giggled even harder, demonically retaliated:
"Yo! Bitch!"

"Watch your mouth!" I cried out again, directing it more at the parents (I assume) this time. 

The light changed and the car took off as though nothing had occurred. No scene had just transpired, like they were continuing to go about their day possibly to a local park to play on the swings. 

I have absolutely no idea what the hell that was, but I still maintain that I love rap. Despite the fact that this little brat took it as an excuse to act like that. 

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Perseverance

“It all started when I accidentally gave him the finger”

Day jobs.
If there’s one thing about the actor’s life I still haven’t meshed with it’s giving up my day jobs. I know it’s ruining my availability to audition but not having one also destroys my ability of having enough money for rent.

In the late afternoon my second job has me monitoring several preadolescents. With that comes many hilarious quotes.

“It’s called Sharks and Meadows, duh!”

Seeing these mistakes on a daily basis only leads to me believe that my position as a young actress is very similar. In a recent letter to a dear friend I wrote that post graduation is like becoming a freshman all over again. Only this time you’re a freshman in life. You’re awkward, you’re lost, and for the first time you are truly on your own.

“I hope we end this war with the Vietnamese”
“You mean the Iraqis?”
“Same thing”

Trying to explain agents and casting directors to my parents amounts to little more than the discussions my preteens have. I have no clue what I’m saying and even as I’m pretending to know what this business is all about I find myself explaining only what I’ve heard other people saying.

“They asked me to spell IHOP. I. H. O. P. I don’t get it?”
“Do you mean ICUP?”
“Maybe…”

A friend of mine who works in the business gave me a gem once, “Never trust ‘what they say’” This meaning that people talk all the time but until you experience it you never truly know what’s going on.
So on I trek through all the muck and mire trying to figure out what it is that will get me into a real audition. But I can’t help but feel everyone is trying to prey off of my youthful innocence. Audition after audition all I hear is how I need to pay for participation. I had a notice for an audition sent to me about a stand up gig. I was excited to get working on the new project when suddenly I started reading the fine print. Ah I see.
“There are monthly dues required to be apart of this program”
Great. The last thing I need to be doing is paying someone else to get me onstage.

“Miss Katie if you were a warrior cat what would your name be?”
“Wha-...uh…Shining Phoenix”

The only solution I can think of is to commit. Fully commit. Throw myself out there into the thick of comedy clubs, auditions, and talent shows. Maybe I’ll get back into background work. I really don’t know. And I have no clue if I’m going to regret it in the end. But I guess the whole point is to keep trying and grow beyond paying dues physically and financially.

~Goof