So this week's Hero has been up in the air for a few days. There were sketchy men with V-neck silk shirts lounging on percariously parked limos, or a fellow auditioner who claimed his last name was "Private" and that he was close friends with Scorsese and Dan Aykroyd even though he was auditioning for a bit role in a web series. But hands down the Hero of this week has to do with a person I did not meet, nor will I probably ever.
In an attempt to keep things relevant I donned you all with this glorious youtube video. A masterpeice in its subtleties, this video only requires about four minutes of your attention. In full length this video is two hours long, which is pretty lengthy... considering it's a music video.
Yes, I crown this weeks Hero of the Week to Mister R Kelly and his music video entitled "Trapped in the Closet"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8IVlfyIc8g
Now don't be confused by this ambigious title, R Kelly makes it clear that his orientation is nothing to question in the first few seconds. As for the content I beg you to watch to the end of the clip and cherish the ridiculousness.
As I am always on the look out for your next Hero of the week, someone who tops the charts and begs the question "Why on Earth would you do that?" I'd love to hear suggestions! Email me your hero of the week at GetOnItGoof@gmail.com
Artfully yours,
Goof
oh my lordy jeeeesus. that is deffinently one of the most most ridiculous and hilariously horrible things iv'e ever seen. He's my hero for making something so bad and releasing it to the general public for all to see.
ReplyDeleteAgreed Riles!
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